So, I don't know where I was for this, but political action figures apparently became chic during the last election. President-Elect Barack Obama had his own, and I was wondering what kind of "action" this figure would do. Would there be a "Veto" power, where Obama would slap a bill down. Does he come with friends? Collect the set: William Ayers in terrorist gear. Rev. Wright with America-bashing action! Barack Obama himself in Law Professor attire.
And what about the McCain action figure. Does it comes with the hot, trophy wife starter set? How about McCain's friends? Use your John McCain figure to team up with the Russ Feingold figure and stomp campaign finance reform. Use McCain to battle Joe Biden in the political arena. John McCain, NOW with political expediency action! Does it come with a Hanoi Hilton play set? Beat the crap out of those who once beat the crap out of you! What, too soon?
3 comments:
McCain should come with a Sara Palin blow up doll...
...what, too much? ;)
Question two: Does McCain's arms go above his head?
What? Too soon??
You know, I cam really close to actually putting that on there, but then I realized that it would be in bad taste. But, leave it to Robert to see the line labeled bad taste and then pole vault over it.
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