Saturday, December 15, 2007

The Wacky Year in Review: 2007

The last twelve months have provided us all with some memorable moments. The Right Wing has seen fit to catalog these moments for you, in a series of “Top” lists:

Top Ten Sports Moments
As judged by the Right Wing staff:
10. The release of the Mitchell Report, documenting steroid use in Major League Baseball. Former Senate Majority Leader Mitchell’s report lists some very high profile names like Roger Clemens, Mark McGwire, and others, as well as former Braves players David Justice and Paul Byrd. The lasting effects of Mitchell’s inquiry are yet to be seen.
9. The Saints go marching in all the way to the NFC Championship game against the Chicago Bears. The return of the Saints revitalized New Orleans and was a true feel-good story for what some viewed as a down year in the NFL.
8. Bonds sets the record for all time home runs, finally overtaking Hank Aaron’s long standing mark of 755. Bonds chase of history, though, was marred by allegations of steroid use (see the Mitchell report), and he drew the ire of fans across the nation, except in the Giants’ home in San Francisco.
7. College goes crazy, leaving everyone to wonder what could be next. From opening day, when Appalachian State knocked off Michigan in Ann Arbor, to the last day of the regular season, when the top two ranked teams both lost on the same day, this season was one that most football fans will never forget.
6. Boise State stands tall for the non-BCS conferences. The Broncos won an invite to the Fiesta Bowl and managed to shock highly ranked Oklahoma with a series of trick plays that still show up on the highlight reels almost a year later.
5. The Colorado Rockies shock the world by reaching the World Series in dramatic fashion, becoming one of the hottest teams in baseball entering the fall classic. The Rockies were crushed by the Boston Red Sox, who won their second World Series title in four years.
4. Mark Richt goes Jekyll and Hyde on us, changing from the mild-mannered coach of yesterday to the pumped-up, charismatic coach of the Dawgs future. Around the halfway point of the season, coming off a brutal loss to Tennessee, Richt had his team draw a celebration penalty on their first TD against hated rival Florida, and then busted out the black jerseys for the Auburn game. The Dawgs responded by putting up 40+ points in both games, winning easily.
3. Doping allegations fly all around, hitting Tour de France winner Floyd Landis, and many other high profile athletes, most in the Track and Field area. This era of sports is sure to be remembered as the Steroid Era.
2. Kevin Everett. If ever there was a inspirational story, this is it. Everett was injured very early in the season. He was making a tackle and the player he was tackling hit him in such a way that it caused serious damage to Everett’s neck and spine. It was feared initially that the injury was life threatening, and then it was thought that Everett would never walk again. Everett now walks into the rehab center for therapy every week.
1. Trinity College, a Division III school defeated Millsaps College on a last second play reminiscent of “The Play” between Cal and Stanford. Trinity performed over fifteen laterals on one play to score the game winning touchdown.

Top Two Scariest Moments in Politics
As judged by the Right Wing Staff:
2. Hugo pushes for longer terms. Hugo Chavez, Venezuelan President and noted America hater, pushed for Constitutional Amendments that would allow him to serve as President for Life. He even took over a TV station to tell the people that if they did not vote “YES” for these amendments they were disloyal to the nation. The Amendments, thankfully, failed.
1. Vlad impales the Russian Government in one of the scariest political moves in history, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced that he had single-handedly dismissed a large portion of the Russian Government, clearing the path for those loyal to him to rise into powerful position. Putin’s reign as President was drawing to an end, but he also announced that he was going to run for the position of Prime Minister.

Top Three Moments in Entertainment
As judged by the Right Wing Staff:
3. Movies: Good or Bad? It was the year of extremes in Hollywood. Some movies, released to great fanfare, failed miserably. Others, released to little or no noise at all, found a niche in the marketplaced. (See top five movies of 2007)
2. The writer’s strike slows down Hollywood. The striking writer’s union brings Tinseltown to a stand-still, leaving many shows confused as to their own endings. Disgruntled fans of these shows have already started scouring the internet with angst-filled rhetoric.
1. The Sopranos blacks out, leaving many viewers in the dark as to what actually happened. The final scene showed Tony sitting with his family in a diner, and then suddenly cuts to black. Internet discussion claimed that Tony had been killed; others said that Tony won the day by surviving, and others claimed that the producers were the most sick and twisted people alive by not revealing what happened.

Top Five Movies of 2007
As judged by the Right Wing Staff:
5. Spider-Man 3 A bit slow compared to the previous two in the series.
4. The Simpsons Movie Funnier than the show has been in years.
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End Great film, nice conclusion to the trilogy, but did leave a nice opening for a sequel.
2. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Well executed, considering that over 800-pages of book were condensed into 138 minutes of film. Really showed the darkness creeping into the Potter saga.
1. Hot Fuzz Best Film of the Year. From the creators of Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz brought to the table everything you’d expect in a buddy-cop-action-thriller movie. I’ll say it again, from the moment the old lady gets dropkicked in the face, you will not stop laughing.

Oh yeah:

Monday, December 03, 2007

Football Future-see Bowl Edition

BCS National Championship Game
LSU vs. Ohio State

The Match-up: LSU has been to the top of the heap twice this year, and both times the Tigers have stumbled, albeit in triple overtime each occasion. Ohio State happened to be number one on the day that counted. The Buckeyes played one of the weakest non-conference schedules in the nation, yet that made no difference with the voters. Last season Ohio State was favored against an SEC team that people said didn’t belong. Florida slaughtered the Buckeyes 41-14. Look for a possible repeat; LSU wins the National Title.
LSU 31, Ohio State 21

Rose Bowl:
Illinois vs. USC

The Match-up: For the last two weeks everyone in the nation thought the Rose Bowl would break tradition and take Georgia against USC. But, in a not so stunning move, the Fighting Illini are headed to sunny Pasadena to be crushed under the Trojan’s boot heel. Ron Zook’s Illinois team has turned their program around in the last two seasons, but USC is a different caliber team than any they’ve faced this season. Trojans roll.
USC 45, Illinois 17

Orange Bowl:
Virginia Tech vs. Kansas

The Match-up: Last week no one was sure if Kansas would get a BCS Bowl, or if they were destined for the Cotton Bowl. Now, the Jayhawks are headed for a collision with the ACC Champion Hokies. VaTech has been a true roller coaster team this year, winning their conference but losing to LSU by 41 points. Kansas played far better than anyone expected, and this BCS berth proves it. Look for a good game between fairly equal teams.
Kansas 24, Virginia Tech 20

Sugar Bowl:
Georgia vs. Hawai’i

The Match-up: The battle of at-large teams comes to New Orleans. This is the third time in the BCS era that UGA has gone to the Sugar Bowl. They beat FSU 26-13, and lost to West Virginia 38-35. Hawai’i makes their first ever BCS appearance. Matthew Stafford has progressed into the QB Georgia was looking for. Colt Brennan has broken almost every passing record in the NCAA, and ESPN has said that Georgia has yet to face a passing attack like Hawai’i brings to the table. Hawai’i, though, has yet to face a defense like the Dawgs. This may come down to special teams, and Mikey Henderson is one of the best return-men in the nation.
Georgia 34, Hawai’i 24

Fiesta Bowl:
West Virginia vs. Oklahoma

The Match-up: Oklahoma went into the Fiesta Bowl last year with hopes of a BCS win. Those dreams were crushed by Boise State, whose arsenal of trick plays caught the Sooners off guard and set the tone for a WAC BCS victory. West Virginia, by all accounts, is better than Boise State. WVU also lost last weekend to Pitt. Oklahoma has a better defense than Pitt. Watch for the Sooner D to keep Slaton and White in check.
Oklahoma 27, West Virginia 13.

The Other Bowl Games Predicted:
Poinsettia Bowl: Navy 30, Utah 20
New Orleans Bowl: Memphis 17, Florida Atlantic 10
Papjohns.com Bowl: Cincinnati 31, Southern Miss 17
New Mexico Bowl: New Mexico 24, Nevada 22
Las Vegas Bowl: BYU 27, UCLA 19
Hawai’i Bowl: Boise State 39, East Carolina 10
Motor City Bowl: Purdue 28, Central Michigan 20
Holiday Bowl: Arizona State 26, Texas 25
Champ Sports Bowl: Boston College 30, Michigan State 21
Texas Bowl: TCU 17, Houston 10
Emerald Bowl: Oregon State 24, Maryland 13
Meineke Car Care Bowl: Wake Forest 26, UConn 12
Liberty Bowl: Central Florida 44, Mississippi State 27
Alamo Bowl: Texas A&M 31, Penn State 26
Independence Bowl: Alabama 17, Colorado 14
Armed Forces Bowl: California 34, Air Force 31
Humanitarian Bowl: Fresno State 24, Georgia Tech 17
Sun Bowl: South Florida 28, Oregon 13
Music City Bowl: Kentucky 34, Florida State 17
Insight Bowl: Oklahoma State 42, Indiana 10
Chick-fil-A Bowl: Auburn 28, Clemson 20
Outback Bowl: Tennessee 30, Wisconsin 21
Cotton Bowl: Arkansas 24, Missouri 21
Gator Bowl: Texas Tech 45, Virginia 20
Capital One Bowl: Florida 31, Michigan 19


A Completely Unwarranted Look Ahead
2008 Pre-Pre-Season Top Ten
(You know it doesn’t count for much when this Pre-Season Top Ten is out before the Last Season is officially over)
1. LSU
2. USC
3. Oklahoma
4. Georgia
5. West Virginia
6. Florida
7. Ohio State
8. Virginia Tech
9. Oregon
10. South Florida

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Randomocity

1. So someone deserves to die because they named a teddy bear Mohammed? Peaceful religion, eh? A few years back someone in New York put a crucifix in a jar of urine and it was called art, you didn't see mobs take to the streets demanding the artist die, did you?

2. Hostage crisis at Hillary Headquarters. I truly hope no one was hurt, but I'm also waiting for Hillary to play the "Pity my Campaign" card over this one. If you think that's harsh, too bad.

3. As bad as everything is in the world today, I'm actually happy. I think I know why...

4. I'm going to try and briefly describe the possible outcomes of this college football season's race to the BCS: If Missouri and West Virigina both win today, they play for the national title. If Missouri wins and West Virginia loses, then Mizzou plays Ohio State for the national title, WVU likely goes to the Fiest Bowl against Oklahoma or Kansas, Georgia plays Boston College in the Orange Bowl assuming BC wins the ACC, if VaTech wins the ACC Georgia could land in the Rose Bowl against USC. Bowls notoriously dislike rematches from the previous year. If West Virginia wins and Missouri loses, then WVU and Ohio State play for the national title. If WVU and Mizzou both fall, and if Tennessee drops LSU in the SEC Title Game, then Georgia could play Ohio State for the national title. If LSU wins the SEC and WVU and Mizzou both lose then LSU plays Ohio State for the national Title, Georgia then goes to the Sugar Bowl, likely against Hawai'i. If you aren't thoroughly confused, then props to you. If Tennessee wins the SEC, WVU wins, and Mizzou wins, then Georgia is a lock for either the Rose or Orange Bowls, again depending on who wins the ACC. The vital piece of information here is whether or not the Rose Bowl is willing to part with tradition and go for the best possible match-up. If they go traditional, you'll see USC against either Ohio State or Illinois. If they go for the best match-up, you'll see USC against Georgia (and I'm not saying that because I love the Dawgs, watch ESPN) So here are your end of the regular season BCS projections:
National Title Game: West Virginia vs. Ohio State
Fiesta Bowl: Missouri vs. Arizona State
Orange Bowl: Virginia Tech vs. Kansas
Rose Bowl: USC vs. Georgia
Sugar Bowl: LSU vs. Hawai'i

5. The Great Water Shortage of 2007

The Year of the Drought. That sums up 2007 for most of the southeast, and especially North Georgia. We’re over 20 inches behind on average rainfall this year, meaning that most area lakes are down anywhere from ten to twenty feet. But the drought has taught us lessons, and not necessarily about water conservation, but more about the operations of the Army Corp of Engineers.

This Cracker Jack group of guys notices the rapid pace at which Lake Lanier is dropping. Note before we go any further that Lake Lanier services a fairly large area with water. So the lake level is dropping fast. The key to saving water here is to limit the number of releases, and the duration of releases, at Buford Dam. Does the Corp of Engineers follow this example? No.

They maintained the regular release schedule for a rapidly disappearing lake. Their reason: fresh water mussels living on the Apalachicola River in Florida. I will repeat that. Their reason: fresh water mussels living on the Apalachicola River in Florida. It sounds even worse the second time.

Apparently, releasing water from Lake Lanier causes the water level on the Apalachicola River to rise. When the river level rises the mussels nest higher on the banks, and then when the water level goes down the mussels suffocate and die.

Now, maybe I’m not in the proper tree-hugging sacrifice my life for a squirrel mindset here, but it seems a tad bit ridiculous to take water away from a place that isn’t getting rain and sending it to a place that, although also in a drought has still received more rain than North Georgia.

But, the fresh water mussel industry must be maintained. Guess it's time for North Georgia to invest heavily in Dasani.