Thursday, January 29, 2009

Super Bowl Prediction

Super Bowl XLIII is just around the corner, and since the Right Wing has kinda fallen behind in football, we figured this would be a good time to once again showcase our prognostication prowess. It has come to our attention that Vegas is making some fairly inane betting lines, such as the color of the Gatorade dumped on the winning coach, if the winning team will score more points than LeBron James does on the same night, what color shoes Hines Ward will be wearing. It’s all in good fun. So now we’ll take our shot at it.

First touchdown(REC): Heath Miller, PIT TD reception from Ben Roethlisberger.

First TD celebration: Heath Miller, spike ball into end-zone wall

First touchdown (RUSH): Edgerrin James (ARI)

First turnover: fumble by Kurt Warner, forced by James Harrison, DE PIT

Color of Gatorade dumped on winning coach: Orange

Coin toss: Heads

National Anthem sung correctly: No, the singer will undoubtedly add about 35 syllables to the last three words.

And now for the real prediction:
Final Score: Pittsburgh 28, Arizona 17

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