Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Random Possible Insensitivities

It's been a little over a week since I posted anything here, but the last week has been a bit distressing. This post will be a mixed bag of political thoughts, sports musings, and any other thing I might think of.

- This Sandra Fluke thing is getting out of hand. After her meet-and-greet with Congress (wasn't really a hearing, but just a small meeting called by Nancy Pelosi), conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said some uncouth things. I don't agree with Limbaugh, and I'm not a fan of his show. His words have brought a a firestorm of hatred his way. Advertisers have left his show, but oddly the ones that left are suffering almost immediate adverse effects.
Gloria Allred is now seeking a way to prosecute Limbaugh for a misdemenor under an archaic Florida law forbidding anyone to question the "purity" of a woman. However, in the not so distant past, Bill Maher called Sarah Palin far worse things than Limbaugh called Fluke. Maher also donated $1 Million to Obama's campaign through a PAC. Obama has not offered to return the money (not that I'm calling for him to, but some non-liberal pundits are). David Letterman called Palin a cheap slut and joked about her daughters being raped. Michelle Obama, the current First Lady, is set to appear on Letterman's show this week. So either the media is ignoring Letterman and Maher because they are comedians and not taken as seriously as Limbaugh... or it's okay to speak such vulgarities about a woman, so long as you are liberal and she is conservative.

- Barack Obama is touting the fact that oil production is up under his administration. Well, remember that he froze all drilling in the Gulf, and on the Atlantic Coast, and oil drilling on federal lands decreased by over ten percent in 2011. So the logical conclusion to it is that oil production is up in spite of Obama, not because of him.

- Rick Santorum continues to jockey with Mitt Romney for the lead in the GOP race for the Presidential nomination. Santorum is the GOP candidate I am least likely to support, because I think he would earnestly seek to underhandedly institute a theocracy in this country. I'm a Christian, and I consider myself a fairly religious person, but I don't want a Christian theocracy. Nor do I want a Muslim, Hindu, or Baha'i theocracy. Having a Christian theocracy opens the door for those others to exist.

-According to Rasmussen, at the moment Romney and Obama are tied at 45% each. Obama leads Santorum 47% to 42%. On generic congressional ballots, Republicans lead Democrats by six percentage points. Personally, I'm amazed at the Democrats holding such high numbers as they do, seeing as they haven't passed a budget in over 1000 days, even when they had complete control of the House and a near supermajority in the Senate. The government currently spends about $11 Billion per day. For every dollar they spend, they have to borrow 43 cents. But if we could just increase taxes on the top 1% we'd be okay, right? Wrong. Even if you took 100% of the wealth of the top 1% of wage earners in this country, you could run the federal government for about 24 days. If you took all the wealth and assests of the Fortune 500 companies as well, you could run the federal government for about eight months. We do not have a revenue problem. We have a spending problem.

Now for some light-hearted sports stuff...

- Chipper Jones, the veteran Braves third-baseman, stated today that he might not be able to last the year. He's not played a full season in a long time, and he seems to stay hurt more than healthy. If/When he retires, he'll probably be a first ballot Hall of Fame inductee. I'd argue that he was one of the best ball players of the steroid era, and he was clean.

- The Formula 1 season starts this weekend in Australia. Last season the Red Bull Renault cars dominated, more specifically, Sebastian Vettel dominated. Through the preseason testing sessions, it appears as if there is no dominant car or team going in to Melbourne. The cars are hideous (except McLaren), and it looks like Bahrain will be on the calendar this year, even though several teams don't want to go.

- The Peyton Manning sweepstakes is in full swing. Manning has already ruled out Kansas City and Seattle, and he's visited Denver and is going to visit Tennessee, Miami, and Arizona. I wasn't aware Tennessee was in the mix until today, and I think the Titans would be a good fit. The weather is usually pretty good in Nashville, he'd play at least two games a season in domes (Houston and Indianapolis), and the owner would throw a good bit of money his way. It's likely the team that signs Manning will also make a run at Reggie Wayne and possibly at Jeff Saturday.

- The Dallas Cowboys and Washington Redskins were penalized by the league for front-loading contracts during the uncapped season a year or two ago. The league specifically warned teams not to front-load, and the 'Skins and 'Boys did it anyway. The Saints and Raiders are also in the penalized group, but their offenses were not on the magnitude of Washington and Dallas.

- The Saints are still feeling the fallout from the Bounty Program their defense ran. The league has been slow to penalize the team, but rumored penalties include 8 to 16 game bans for Sean Payton and Gregg Williams (now with the Rams). The team could face massive financial penalties and possibly the forfeiture of draft picks.

- Speaking of the Rams, St. Louis just landed a haul for their 2nd Round pick. The Redskins (who did all this trading before the league penalized them) gave up their 1st Round pick (6th overall) and their 2nd round pick, plus their first round picks in 2013 and 2014, to move up to #2 this year. Their goal: Robert Griffin III.

Monday, March 05, 2012

Super Tuesday

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Formula 1 Season Predictions

We are less than two weeks away from the start of the 2012 Formula 1 season, which means it is time for the Right Wing Formula 1 Season Predictions!


First Driver to be Replaced: Narain Karthikeyan
I know that it seems odd that Karthikeyan even got a ride this season, but he does bring loads of money to the table for the team. Still, his skill level is not quite that of the other drivers on the circuit. Look for HRT to cut him loose sometime around Round 5.


First Driver to become a Replacement Driver: Sebastian Buemi
This is just an off-the-cuff prediction, as Buemi is a Reserve Driver for Red Bull Renault, and if my first prediction is true, then HRT would be hiring his services away. I think, though, that Buemi is too good a talent to sit out for long.


Will the Bahrain Grand Prix happen? No.
I should qualify that answer by saying that the Grand prix is still on the calendar, but I can see a situation very similar to Indianapolis 2005. Unless the political situations in the Middle East rapidly improve by April 20, I think several teams will sit this one out. It may be the only time that HRT or Marussia get a victory…or even a point.


Will the United States Grand Prix happen? Yes.
The Circuit of the Americas is still being built, the builders, developers, and moneymen are still arguing, and Bernie still looks like a rejected member of a Beatles cover band. That said, you have to think even Bernie Ecclestone realizes that getting a Grand Prix in the US is too good an opportunity to miss. And I know the plan right now involves getting the Grand Prix to the Port Imperial street circuit in 2013 or 2014, but COTA might be one of the better Tilke tracks outside of Istanbul Park. You can’t deny race fans that kind of excitement.


Will we have a more exciting championship hunt than last season? Yes.
Forgiving the fact that Vettel ran away from the pack last year, the races were darned exciting. The rain-infused Canadian Grand Prix last year was one of the best races ever. And this year, testing showed that the top flight teams are separated by only 1 second on lap times. With six former World Driver Champions on the circuit, it has to be more exciting.


Can Kimi Raikkonen make a splash in his return with Lotus(Renault)? Absolutely.
I like Raikkonen and fully expect good things from him. I doubt that Lotus can compete for the championship, but stranger things have happened. Seriously, did anyone in 2009 think that Ross Brawn would double up the titles after buying his team one month before the season started? Raikkonen has set some fast lap times. He’ll be on the podium within the first 5 races.


Who wins the Constructor’s Championship? Red Bull Renault
This may be one of the tighter Constructor’s Championship races we’ve seen in some time. McLaren, Red Bull, Ferrari, and Mercedes are all looking for the top spot. I’m picking Red Bull because they know what it takes to get it done, and they have two of the most consistent drivers on the circuit.


Who wins the Driver’s Championship? Lewis Hamilton
The last time Lewis Hamilton won the World Driver’s Championship, his team lost the Constructor’s Title. Hamilton has taken some hits lately and a rebound season is in order. He has as much or more talent than anyone on the circuit, and like Vettel and Schumacher, he’s great in the rain. He might start slow, but he’ll begin to pick up momentum in China, where he always races well. It’ll be close, though, with Vettel just missing out on three straight driver’s titles.


Random Predictions (that will most likely be wrong):
-Nico Rosberg will win a race this season.
-Mark Webber will not win a race this season.
-Caterham will score its first point by the mid-point of the season.
-Kimi Raikkonen will take the Lotus car to victory at Spa-Francorchamps.
-The Constructor’s Championship will be decided with one race remaining.
-Ferrari will fail to reach the podium in the first five races.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Ocarina of Time: A Kid at Heart


The other day, while reading Robert's latest entry over at Skewed, I was reminded of why we play video games. As he so eloquently deduced, we play these games because they remind us of the glory days of our youth. And then he committed a cardinal sin. He mentioned the name of Ocarina of Time, but then glossed over it and moved on. This cannot stand.


I have to right his wrong.


You see, I’ll defend nearly to the death that The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best video game ever made. Released on November 21, 1998 (in Japan) for the Nintendo 64, Ocarina of Time went on to sell over 800,000 units in Japan in 1998. Pretty impressive for a run of just over one month. I picked up my copy on Black Friday 1998. I remember standing in line at the store with my mom, helping her Christmas shop. She wanted me to pick out the games with the understanding that I couldn’t play them until Christmas. I was cool with that. At least I was getting what I wanted.


We got back out to the car and began loading the bags. Once in the car, she held up the two games I had picked out, Ocarina of Time and the first Turok release, and said, “Pick one.” I was puzzled for a moment and then pointed to Ocarina of Time. “Here, Merry Christmas.” I didn’t see that one coming. But I knew for certain that my next two weeks of school were pretty much shot.


Once back home I cracked open the game box, forgiving the misspelling on the back cover, and pulled out the instruction booklet. A cursory glance told me all I needed to know about the movements of the game’s protagonist, Link. I deftly set the game cartridge in the console and powered everything up, unaware that my gaming life was about to change forever.

The game's intro was at once beautiful and awe-inspiring. I had personally never seen a game like it. My previous gaming experience had been limited to the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Playing games like the Super Mario Bros. series, Duck Hunt, Anticipation, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Excitebike, which I just downloaded onto my Wii last night, and already I feel like a kid again. I never played an NES Zelda game, though,


But now I had an N64, the most powerful Nintendo system yet. And Ocarina of Time was the perfect example of what that system could do. I watched the majestic opening sequence. I selected my name, LINK, as I now do every time I play a Zelda game for the first time. Then the game began.


I remember watching Link awaken in his treehouse in Kokiri Forest, and then following the adventure as he gained the weapons necessary to enter the Deku Tree and defeat Gohma, the first boss of the game. As is common with the Zelda series, each dungeon features a weapon necessary to defeat the boss of that dungeon. In the Deku Tree, that weapon was the slingshot. Before you leave Kokiri Forest with the first Sacred Stone, the Kokiri’s Emerald, be sure to swing by the Lost Woods for a little target practice that will net you a larger seed bag.


Once you left Kokiri’s Forest, on the orders of the Great Deku Tree, you made your way to Hyrule Castle Town. Along the way you gain the Fairy Ocarina. In Ocarina of Time, songs play a huge role. You have to know certain songs to open certain doors, to sway certain characters to your side. Learn the songs. Once you reach Hyrule Castle and make friends with Malon you proceed to the castle and a fateful meeting with titular character, Princess Zelda.


Zelda sends you on a mission to find the other two Sacred Stones, first to Death Mountain, home of the Gorons. After making peace with Goron big boss Darunia, you enter Dodongo’s Cavern. In this second dungeon Link earns the bomb bag, one of the most useful inventions in video game history, though probably not OSHA approved. Once Link takes out the boss of this dungeon, King Dodongo, and gains the Goron Ruby, he advances to Zora’s River. A quick swim to Lake Hylia and a fish-in-a-bottle later, Link finds himself inside the Zoran God, Jabu-Jabu.


Bottles are worth more than anything in the Zelda series. In Ocarina of Time you can collect four bottles. These are handy for keeping fairies, which replenish hearts. But back to the story…Link enters the belly of Jabu-Jabu to save Princess Ruto, of the Zoras. He gains the boomerang and defeated Barinade, an electrified anemone. Ruto gives Link the Zora’s Sapphire and sends him on his way.


Returning to Hyrule castle, Link sees Zelda and her caretaker, Impa of the Sheikah, fleeing on horseback. Zelda tosses an object into the moat behind Link. Once Link turns around, he meets the main antagonist, Ganondorf, face to face. Ganondorf casts Link aside with a magic attack and chases off after Zelda. Retrieving the object Zelda threw to him, Link finds the game’s titular object, the Ocarina of Time.


Links goes to the Temple of Time, in Hyrule Castle Town, and places the three Sacred Stones on the altar and plays the Song of Time. The heavy stone door opens and Link sees the Master Sword resting in its pedestal. He pulls the sword from the pedestal, opening a gate to the Sacred Realm, home of the Triforce. But Ganondorf follows him, taking the Triforce and corrupting Hyrule.


Link awakens seven years later, in a form able to fight Ganondorf, who has thoroughly changed Hyrule for the worse. Link has within him the Triforce of Courage, as the Triforce split when Ganondorf touched it. Ganondorf gained the Triforce of Power, the only thing he desired. The Triforce of Wisdom went missing. Link is told by Sheik, the last surviving Sheikah, to awaken the Sages who inhabit five temples around Hyrule.


Link leaves the Temple of Time and escapes what amounts to a zombie-filled Castle Town. Link proceeds to the Forest Temple, only after gaining the Hookshot from Kakariko Village. Entering the Forest Temple, Link fights off several enemy characters to gain the Bow and Arrow. The Temple’s boss is a Phantom of Ganondorf. Link defeats the Phantom, but is assured by the real Ganondorf that he will not die so easily. Saria, Link’s childhood friend, is awakened as the Forest Sage.

At each temple, or just prior to each Temple, Link is confronted by Sheik, who teaches him an Ocarina song that will allow him to warp to the entrance of the upcoming Temple. Link also needs to swing by Lon Lon Ranch, home of Malon, who he befriended earlier, to get Epona, his horse.


The next stop on Link’s tour is the Fire Temple. In the crater atop Death Mountain, Link found the entrance to this temple. He had to first gain a fire-resistant tunic. Inside the Fire Temple, Link began rescuing captive Gorons. He also found the Megaton Hammer, a weapon necessary to defeat the boss, a flying fire dragon named Volvagia. Upon the dragon’s death, Darunia is awakened as the Fire Temple Sage.


Lake Hylia appears next on Link’s radar, requiring visits to Zora’s Domain to get a tunic that allows Link to breathe underwater, and a visit to the Ice Cavern to get the Iron Boots. Link needs these boots, as the entrance to the Water Temple is under the surface of Lake Hylia. The Water Temple was, to me, one of the hardest temples in the game. There is constant, true-RPG-goodness, backtracking throughout this temple.


Link finally reaches the boss, Morpha. A battle ensues, requiring the use of the Longshot, a hookshot that fires twice as far. Link disposes of Morpha and awakens Princess Ruto as the Sage of Water. Leaving the Water Temple, Link is able to get the Fire Arrow, a magic arrow that burns what it hits, causing more damage.


The next temple Link must enter is the Shadow Temple. Located in the graveyard of Kakariko Village, the Shadow Temple is home to Bongo Bongo, a gigantic invisible drummer. Link needs the Eye of Truth, a magic lens that allows him to see invisible things, to defeat this boss. Also, early on in this temple, Link gains the Hover Boots, a pair of boots that allow him to hover for short times of chasms and pits. Defeating Bongo Bongo awakens Impa as the Sage of Shadow.


The last temple is the Spirit Temple, located in the Desert Colossus. Link must befriend the Gerudos, the race that Ganondorf hails from. He earns their respect and is allowed to pass into the desert. Once at the Desert Colossus, Link meets Nabooru, a Gerudo thief, and discovers that he can only enter the temple at first as a child. He returns to the Temple of Time. Placing the Master Sword back in the pedestal returns Link to his child form from earlier in the game.


He returns to the Spirit Temple and, after many enemies and dangers, gains the Silver Gauntlets. Without these gauntlets, Link would be unable to access certain parts of the temple. He once more travels to the Temple of Time and retrieves the Master Sword. As an adult once more, Link enters the Spirit Temple.


Along this dangerous path through the Temple, Link finds the Mirror Shield. Using the shield’s ability to reflect sunlight, Link opens doors and reveals the path to the boss, the twin witches Twinrova. Twinrova attacks Link as two separate entities up until a certain point, as which time they join into one creature with greater firepower. Link defeats Twinrova, though, and awakens Nabooru as the Spirit Temple Sage.


Link returns to the Temple of Time and meets Sheik once more. Sheik reveals himself to actually be Princess Zelda. Zelda gifts Link the Light Arrow, but is then captured by Ganondorf.


Link, chasing after the captured Zelda, finally goes to the old castle, only to find it gone, replaced by a giant lake of lava and Ganondorf’s Castle hovering above it. The Sages use their magic to create a bridge, allowing Link to assail the castle. Using the arsenal of weapons he has assembled, Link finally reaches the top of the castle, where Ganondorf awaits.

An epic battle ensues that eventually sees Link victorious. He and Zelda escape the rapidly collapsing castle. Once the dust settles, Link begins to walk back to the center of the castle. The Master Sword is then knocked from his hand and beyond the edge of a ring of fire that appears. Ganondorf floats up from the rubble, beaten and bloodied. He then angrily transforms into Ganon, a beast of raw power wielding two large swords. Link uses the Megaton Hammer to hold off Ganon until he can retrieve the Master Sword. Using the Master Sword, and Zelda’s magic power, Link finally puts an end to Ganon, and the Sages banish Ganondorf into the void. Zelda thanks Link for his effort in saving Hyrule. She then uses the Ocarina of Time to send him back to his childhood days, to let him live out his life in peace.


That’s a short synopsis of the game. Yes, that’s short. You have to understand that Nintendo gamers had never seen a game like Ocarina of Time before. The environment was massive, beyond anything ever seen on a Nintendo system. The graphics, given the capabilities of the N64, were nothing short of magnificent. The battle system was highly intuitive, with some enemies not affected by certain attacks.


The replay value was intense, as you could try tackling the temples in different order. I always go to the Fire Temple first, instead of the Forest Temple. Ocarina of Time also truly popularized the Legend of Zelda Three-Hearts Challenge, an ordeal set forth by Zelda gamers to complete the game with only the three hearts you have at the beginning.


The first time I played Ocarina of Time, I knew that I could never go back. I had seen a world of gaming that was just beginning to open up. Future Zelda games, like Majora’s Mask (N64, built off the same Engine as Ocarina of Time), Wind Waker (GameCube), Twilight Princess (Wii and GameCube, and Skyward Sword (Wii) have built off the concepts laid out in Ocarina of Time. A large environment, a challenging story, and ever-more-difficult enemies. A winning combination.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Dumb Things Said to Me Today

I've walked this Earth for thirty years. I've lived all that time in the United States. I watch a lot of British TV. I've been to Canada.

I've heard some stupid things.

That said, something I heard today baffled me to the point of near-speechlessness.

My grandfather is in the hospital. I was visiting him today, and upon leaving I entered the madhouse. As I stepped off the elevator the fire alarm went off. I looked around and noticed that no one was panicking, so I immediately assumed it to be a drill. I casually strolled toward the exit, completely unaware of the idiocy rushing to meet me head-on.

Just before I reached the door I heard it, "Sir." I turned to the front desk. "Sir, you can't go outside. This is a fire drill."

You read that right. Those exact words. "Sir, you can't go outside. This is a fire drill." I stood there, dumbfounded. My brain kicked through about ten different responses at once before settling on "Oh...I....uh, ummm....what? What do you mean "I can't go outside?" Shouldn't you want people to go outside."

The lady at the front desk simply nodded. I pointed to the door, "Every fire drill I've ever been a part of has taught me to get outside of a potentially burning building."

As I said this, a horde of people descended the stairs by the front desk, each of them carrying a fire extinguisher. In hindsight, we're very lucky a fire did not break out anywhere else in the hospital, because these people and their leisurely pace to put out the pretend fire left the rest of the hospital unprotected.

I turned once more to the front desk lady and said, "I'm sorry, I'm not making fun of you. It's just a backwards policy."

Her response: "I agree. I don't make it up, I'm just telling you what they tell me."

I guess if you're the victim of imaginary burns, being in a hospital is a good place.
One other dumb thing said to me...

I'm in Kroger and I have a six-pack of Pepsi bottles. As the cashier is ringing me up, I reach into the cooler beside the checkout line and grab a Coca-Cola bottle. He looks at this and says "So you've got s six pack of Pepsi and a single Coke bottle..."

"It's a drink, buddy. Don't read too much into it."

Monday, February 06, 2012

Formula 1 Car Unveilings 2012: The Uglier Truth

*This blog receives no financial compensation, nor does it seek financial compensation. I strive to remain unbiased in my discourse concerning F1, especially when dealing with the appearance of the cars. Sadly, my unbiased nature fell apart in this particular blog post.*

So, did McLaren Mercedes find a loophole that no one else figured out in order to avoid the hideous "step-nose," or will Charlie Whiting have some not-so-nice things to say to the Woking outfit when he arrive in Jerez for the first preseason test?

Four more cars have hit the market, so to say.

First up is the Lotus E20. Lotus, once the Renault F1 Team, and last year Lotus-Renault, rolled out yet another step-nose monstrosity.
The car maintains the black-gold livery with the completely out-of-place red wing and end plates bearing the TOTAL branding. And of course, the step-nose, bane of the F1 Fanatic this season. Lotus has a pulled what might be the PR coup of the year, bringing in the Iceman, Kimi Raikkonen, a former World Driver's Champion. They also have a still-recovering Robert Kubica in the wings. If those two ever teamed up, and Raikkonen returns to form, Lotus will have a formidable pairing.

Next on our list of horror is the Sauber C31.
Like everyone else except McLaren, Sauber has the step-nose. But for some reason, their step-nose actually looks worse than the others. This car is so ugly that Kamui Kobayashi has actually had to defend it in the press.

The step-nose really needs a name that conveys the insipid horror it truly is. For the rest of this blog post, I'll call Geoff.

Our third contender in "This Week in the Absolutely Horrid" is Scuderia Toro Rosso, the Red Bull B-Team. While Toro Rosso was once the "Team Named Sebastian," they are now the only-slightly-different-in-appearance team from their big brother, Red Bull.
The STR7 has a Geoff, just like everyone else. Scuderia Toro Rosso would love to return to the form of 2008, when Sebastian Vettel captured their maiden, and only, win at Monza. I'm not sure that they can pull it off with this equipment.

Finally, on our list for now, is the Constructor's Champion, and World Driver's Champion, Red Bull Renault.
The team released the RB8. Once again, it has a Geoff. Red Bull's Geoff is almost as badd as the Geoff on the Ferrari F2012. But Red Bull also has Adrian Newey, and that isn't a euphemism for a cruddy piece of auto-body design. Adrian Newey is a design genius. As long as he has an office in the Red Bull Renault Technology Center, you have to think that Red Bull is the Championship favorite.

Eventually people will realize just how terrible these regulations are, and will leave the Geoff Era of Formula 1 in the past. Until then, we have to tolerate Geoff.

Saturday, February 04, 2012

Super Bowl Prediction

The Super Bowl is upon us. I told my Dad before the Packers-Giants Divisional Round game that the winner of that game would win the Super Bowl, and I'm sticking with it.

Final Score:
New York Giants 26
New England Patriots 24

Formula 1 Car Unveilings 2012: The Ugly Truth

*This blog receives no financial compensation, nor does it seek financial compensation. I strive to remain unbiased in my discourse concerning F1, especially when dealing with the appearance of the cars.*

2009: Unveiling the Toyota, Ferrari, and McLaren



It's been three years since I really delved into the design of the Formula 1 cars planned for that season. But considering the horrors that we've seen so far this pre-season, I felt another detailing of car design was in order.

Let's start with Lotus...er, Caterham, who used to be Lotus, but now Renault is Lotus, because last year they were Lotus-Renault, but are now solely Lotus....moving on. Caterham became the first team to reveal their challenger for the 2012 season. The team has been progressing steadily. When they announced their entry into F1 in 2010, Heikki Kovalainen proclaimed it would be three season before they were competitive. Well, this is the team's third season, so let's see if their drive toward the midfield takes a step forward.

If races and points were won solely on looks, the Caterham would have to be disqualified. The 2012 regulations have forced changes to the car designs from last season, and one of the changes is the overall height of the chassis, especially at the low end. As a result of fitting these regs, the Caterham CT01 looks like...well..I don't know how to describe what it looks like. Just see it for yourself:
Just look at that nose. I understand the need to apply downforce, and I also understand the need for air to get under the car. That said, the nose looks like the victim of a horrible accident involving an anvil and a sledgehammer. The front wing is the same snowplow as prior years. Now I'm a fan of the color scheme and I really hope that Caterham gets some points this year. If the car is good enough, and the race breaks their way, they may eventually podium this season. But the car is scary.

Not to be outdone by the Caterham, Scuderia Ferrari unveiled their contender. It's red. That's about the only recognizable thing about the F2012. The Scuderia was hoping to unveil their car and give it a brief shakedown run at their Maranello test track, but heavy snow (as evidenced in the picture) prevented such a test.
The car has a similarly blunted nose like the Caterham CT01, but to me, this nose-step is even more pronounced, and therefore uglier, than the Caterham. In all fairness, Ferrari ruined my opinion of them when I first started following F1 in 2008. That said, I have liked some of their cars, but this one just does not do it for me. If more cars appear with that same nose, I guess I'll get used to it, but I'm disturbed by it for now. I actually emailed it to Robert over at Skewed View, under the Email Title "AAAHHHH!!!"

Force India, a team seemingly on the rise the last two seasons, also revealed their contender, the VMJ05.The car, in similar fashion to the Ferrari and the Caterham, has the blunted step-nose. The wheel base, like the regulation states, is shorter this year. Also, the side pods are all smaller this year than last. I've always kind of liked the Force India color scheme.

As always, Vodafone McLaren Mercedes delivered. They met the regulation, and passed the eye test...so far.
I've always said that McLaren produces the best looking cars. I love the chrome and the Rocket Red. If I had one issue with this season's MP4-27, it would be the wheels. I see the black wheels, and I think NASCAR. Chrome wheels would've worked better, and may yet appear. Also, the U-shaped sidepods of last season are gone. Those things really grew on me, after I hated them at first.

Remember, the final kit for these cars won't appear until the final test. Also, Lotus, Red Bull, Scuderia Toro Rosso, HRT, Marussia, and Mercedes still have to reveal their contenders as well. Look for more updates to the car unveiling ceremonies as we go along.

Formula 1 Preseason Test Calendar
1. February - 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th - Circuito Permanente de Jerez, Spain
2. February - 21st, 22nd, 23rd and 24th - Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona, Spain
3. March - 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th - Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona, Spain

Thursday, February 02, 2012

NFL Rumor & Formula 1

NFL Rumor (That I Made Up)

Peyton Manning, you know, the Manning brother who isn't playing in the Super Bowl, was cleared by two doctors to start playing again. His neck has healed and now the only thing standing in his way is regaining his arm strength. But, Indianapolis owes him $28 million if he stays for next year. Their other option...cut him. The reason they could cut Peyton is simple: the Colts have the #1 Pick in this April's NFL Draft. The prize: Andrew Luck, Stanford QB.

Now, conventional wisdom say that the Redskins, Dolphins, and Cardinals would all be interested in Peyton's services. But here's my rumor. It's not really a rumor, since I'm making it up as I go. What happens if Peyton stays in Indy? Here's what I think:

San Francisco offers QB Alex Smith, their 1st Round Pick (I think the 49ers are picking 29th or 30th), and their 1st Rounder next year to Indianapolis for this season's #1. That would put Andrew Luck back on the same team as his former coach, Jim Harbaugh. The Colts could then resign Peyton for a a short contract for now, plus pocket an extra first round pick and Alex Smith, a former #1 pick.

That's my rumor.

Formula 1 News

Vodafone McLaren Mercedes became the second F1 team to reveal their challenger for the 2012 campaign. The car is vastly different from their 2011 entry. The sidepods are streamlined, the snowplow-like front wing is changed, and the nose, like almost all other F1 cars this year, is not the most beautiful thing ever. McLaren, year in and year out, produces the best looking car. It remains to be seen if the car will be fast.


Monday, January 09, 2012

Senna

Recently, I went on Netflix and watched Senna, a film documenting the life and career, and ultimately, the death of, Three-Time World Driver's Champion Ayrton Senna. Before I go further, let me say that I've only watched Formula One since July of 2008. I've only known three different World Champions in my time. Lewis Hamilton, Jenson Button, and Sebastian Vettel are the only drivers to win the title since then.

During the 1980s and 1990s, Ayrton Senna could be described as the standard bearer of racing drivers. He and Frenchman Alain Prost, the Professor, dueled each other from start to finish. It began in 1984, when Senna piloted a lesser-quality Toleman car through the ranks at rain-drenched Monaco, only to see Prost beg for the race to be stopped...and race directors under Jean-Marie Balestre agree.

Later in his career, Senna and Prost would team up, although their professional animosity would not subside. Over the course of his career, Senna would drive for Toleman-Hart, Lotus-Renault, McLaren-Honda, and finally Williams-Renault. He would win 41 races, place on 80 podiums, gain 65 pole positions, and earn the World Driver's Championship three times. To me, the highlight of his career might just be the 1991 Brazilian Grand Prix.

In March of 1991, the Brazilian Grand Prix was the second race of the season. Senna had already won the first race of the season, but Brazil saw his car turn against him. The gearbox began to fail, gear by gear, until, with only 10 laps to go, Senna was wrestling a car stuck in sixth gear. He won, but afterwards had to be bodily lifted from the car. He asked reporters and crew members alike not to touch him, as he was in such pain that it was unbearable to even be touched. That action, to me, showed me all I needed to know about Ayrton Senna.

Then the movie reached the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix. I felt a lump harden in my stomach. I knew what happened at Imola that year. Rubens Barrichello would crash hard on Friday, ending his weekend. On Saturday, Austrian driver Roland Ratzenberger was killed in the final round of qualifying.

After an early race crash, the race restarted, only to see Senna's Williams spear off course at the Tamburello Corner. It was immediately evident that something was wrong. Once Senna's car came to rest, he moved his head only a little bit, and then went still. As fire marshalls and then health officials came to his aid, the race was red flagged. A radio communication erroneously sent to Erik Comas's Larrousse car saw the driver leave the pits. He later admitted that the sight at Tamburello was one of the most disturbing things he'd ever seen.

Prof. Sid Watkins performed an emergency tracheotomy at the scene, but later said that, once Senna had been extricated from the car and placed on the ground, he sighed once. According to Watkins, who claims not to be religious, it was the moment his spirit departed. There was some controversy after the race. Williams would eventually face several legal charges, including manslaughter. Due to the statute of limitations under Italian law expiring, the accused at Williams faced no legal repercussions.

Senna was honored with a state funeral attended by much of the Formula One community, and even Alain Prost was a pall bearer and eventually became a board member at the Instituto Ayrton Senna, a charity Senna developed for Brazilian children.

The movie sticks with you. For days, it sticks with you. And I didn't experience the events in real time. The analog in my life is the death of Dale Earnhardt.

In 2001, the NASCAR season kicked off with the Daytona 500. On the final lap, Earnhardt was running third and defending the rest of the pack to allow teammate Michael Waltrip to win the race. As they entered turn four, Earnhardt tangled with Sterling Marlin and went nose-first into the wall. A few hours after the race, NASCAR announced that Earnhardt had died as a result of the accident.

As a 19-year-old racing fan, it was a shock. I was no fan of Earnhardt. In fact, I couldn't stand him. But you still don't want anyone to get hurt, much less killed. I sat there on the edge of my bed that night, trying to figure out what NASCAR would be like without the Intimidator. He was a 7-time NASCAR champion. He gained the Intimidator nickname because that's what he was...Intimidating.

After Senna's death, Formula One changed. There was initial overreaction, but it smoothed out to the point that there was still exciting racing. And better yet, Formula One has suffered no driver fatalities since. An impressive run of 17 years. NASCAR, similarly, has not suffered a driver fatality at its highest levels since Earnhardt's accident.

Both series made massive safety changes to the cars. NASCAR took steps to make its tracks safer, installing SAFER barriers and requiring drivers to use Head-and-Neck Support (HANS) devices. Formula One increased driver safety in the cars and reprofiled several high speed corners to rein in the speed and power of the cars.

All of this changed racing forever. But Senna, the movie if not the man, has stuck with me. Senna was a devout believer in God. His religion came to gnaw at other drivers. Alain Prost basically accused Senna of thinking he was invincible just because he believed in God. Senna admitted that he wasn't invincible. In the movie, Senna's sister claimed that the morning of the San Marino Grand Prix, less than 24 hours after the death of Roland Ratzenberger, Ayrton awoke and took his Bible, and read a passage that he would "receive the greatest gift of all, which was God himself."

Prof. Sid Watkins tried to get Ayrton to quit after the Ratzenberger accident by saying "You know, Ayrton, you've been three-times World Champion, you're the fastest man in the world." and "Why don't you quit? And I'll quit. And we'll just go fishing." Senna responded "Sid, I can't quit."

On Ayrton Senna's tombstone is the quote "Nada pode me separar do amor de Deus."

Nothing can separate me from the Love of God.

The movie sticks with you. Than man will stick with you even more.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Football Future-see 2011: Bowl Edition

RECORD

Week One............5-2

Week Two............3-2

Week Three..........5-0

Week Four............4-1

Week Five............4-1

Week Six.............5-0

Week Seven........5-0

Week Eight..........3-2

Week Nine...........2-3

Week Ten............5-0

Week Eleven.......2-3

Week Twelve......3-2

Week Thirteen....6-1

Week Fourteen...4-1

Bowl Week.........6-3

Overall..............62-21


Champs Sports Bowl (Dec. 29)____CORRECT

Notre Dame vs Florida State

This will be an interesting game, if you like unranked teams that started the season with high hopes and then crashed and burned. FSU wins a close on on a late field goal.

FINAL SCORE: Florida State 24, Notre Dame 21


Hyundai Sun Bowl____CORRECT

Utah vs Georgia Tech

Georgia Tech does not win bowl games. They just don't.

FINAL SCORE: Utah 31, Georgia Tech 17


Capital One Bowl____CORRECT

20 Nebraska vs 9 South Carolina

Nebraska gets a crack at an SEC team. South Carolina, if healthy, is darn scary. Gamecocks by six.

FINAL SCORE: South Carolina 27, Nebraska 21


Outback Bowl____INCORRECT

17 Michigan State vs 16 Georgia

Georgia and Michigan State meet again. The Dawgs had a decent season after an 0-2 start. Aaron Murray will have a good day against Sparty and the Dawgs will leave with a close victory.

FINAL SCORE: Georgia 26, Michigan State 24


Rose Bowl Game present by Vizio____INCORRECT

10 Wisconsin vs 5 Oregon

Wisconsin lost to TCU in last year's Rose Bowl, so they'll be looking to avenge that loss. Oregon lost last year's title game. Wiconsin gets slightly better QB play and leaves Pasadena with a close win.

FINAL SCORE: Wisconsin 24, Oregon 21


Tostitos Fiesta Bowl____CORRECT

4 Stanford vs 3 Oklahoma State

The argument could be made that both of these teams deserved better fates, especially Okie State. The Cowboys have a better resume than Alabama, yet 'Bama is playing for the National Title. Oklahoma State rolls over a Stanford team that can't handle high powered offenses.

FINAL SCORE: Oklahoma State 35, Stanford 24


Allstate Sugar Bowl____CORRECT

13 Michigan vs 11 Virginia Tech

Why are these two teams in BCS games when Kansas State is not? Or Boise State? There are two good, top-10 teams passed over for this pitiful rematch. Michigan rolls.

FINAL SCORE: Michigan 31, Virginia Tech 21


Discover Orange Bowl____INCORRECT

23 West Virginia vs 15 Clemson

Clemson is a mystery. They played some terrible ball, and then beat Virginia Tech twice. I think Clemson wins, but I don't think they'll feel god about it.

FINAL SCORE: Clemson 23, West Virginia 20


AT&T Cotton Bowl____CORRECT

8 Kansas State vs 6 Arkansas

Another two teams that it could be argued deserved better fates. Kansas State should've been in the Sugar Bowl, but it's no use pondering what might've been. All K-State can do now is run into the buzzsaw that is Arkansas.

FINAL SCORE: Arkansas 34, Kansas State 31


Allstate BCS National Championship Game

1 LSU vs 2 Alabama

How is a team that did not win it's own division, nor even play for it's conference championship, playing for the National Title? Or here's a better question: how am I picking a team that did not win it's own division, nor even play for it's conference championship, to win the National Title?

FINAL SCORE: Alabama 17, LSU 16